selfinspiration:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

mcsingle:

how is rihanna acting in a movie when she can only speak perfect english 50% of the time 

angrybagel:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

snoopdong:

catholicfather:

catholicfather:

catholicfather:

offensive post

dumb comment

snazzy comeback

unintelligible key-smash

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

phlynn:

johnny depp sold his soul to tim burton for eternal youth

chekhov:

marilyn monroe would have turned 86 years old today <3

if she didn’t die from being so fat

happydoge:

He’s here

mcsingle:

i hate giuliana rancic so much i cant take it

infinite-swag-blog:

TUMBLR GIVE AWAY!!!!

Okay so, my Dad got remarried, and this is my new Mom. But the problem is, I already have a Mom! So I’m going to be giving this one away because I love my followers!!! She can cook, clean, and well, that’s about it.

To win her all you have to do is the following:

• Reblog! (You can reblog as much as you want!)
• Like!
• Follow me!
• Tell me why you deserve to win her!

I will ship to anywhere in the world. This contest is only for a short amount of time, so hurry!